My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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