HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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