no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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