Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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