I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
