I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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