I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
