Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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