Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize
