I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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