Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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