Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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