You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
