ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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