it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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