using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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