You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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