I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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