JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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