Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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