from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Randomize
