I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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