Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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