let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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