When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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