From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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