wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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