yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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