dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just found puke in my bra..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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