she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
