oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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