just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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