Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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