Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
tell me about the fingering
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