So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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