Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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