If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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