the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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