Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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