I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm passing your future prison.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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