Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
please don't ironically join a cult
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