This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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