'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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