shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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