Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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