i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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