If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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