Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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