D3 body, D1 cock
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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