just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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